Oh no! I got locked out of my bathroom again! I accidentally locked the door and I don’t have the key! Now I’m stuck out of my bathroom and I need to poop! I need to poop so bad! I can feel my belly rumbling and grumbling! I keep cramping and feeling my belly groan! Oh no! I’ve got diarrhea so bad! I’ve got a ton of nasty, wet, runny diarrhea in my butt that needs to come out now! But I can’t get into my bathroom! What do I do!? I’m going to have to poop right here on the floor! I can’t hold it back any more! Help!